| Friday Observations From James DiGiorgio James DiGiorgio writes on www.simplyimmyd.com: Sometimes my job is a lot of fun. Where else is an old, lazy fuck like me gonna get to party on a big, king-sized bed with three young hotties? And get paid for it! (i.e., I’m getting paid, not the hotties.) So there I was—on one of those jobs I’m hired for two or three times a week in spite of what you’ve read on other websites--with Cytherea, Tianna Lynn, and Priscilla, goofing around, getting ourselves into altered states, and all the time I’m on the clock getting paid. What’s better than that? Sometimes I really love this shit. Ka-ching! Meanwhile, there’s an article over at AdultBeat.com where Henri Pachard says maybe JimmyD SHOULD BE the spokesperson for the adult entertainment industry. After all, Henri says I’m just “complicated” enough to do the job. And just so ya know, I think a lot of Henri. I have immense respect for him. And if Henri Pachard says I should be the spokesperson, who am I to argue with him? Also meanwhile, the moron in Everett, Washington, wants to put a fence around his Taboo Video to try and placate the locals who are enraged about his smut shop’s location across from a pre-school. Personally, I don’t think making a fortress out of a smut shop is the smartest way to go. And apparently, the locals aren’t buying this as a gesture of goodwill and a solution to the problem. Speaking of morons--and in this case, one who is so green with envy he'll say or do almost anything to ride on the coat tails of someone else’s notoriety--I hear there’s a plan afoot to create an XXXSynagogue.com. Hey! Maybe it’s not such a bad idea? With so many Jews in powerful positions in this business, I’m sure they’ll all be lining up to donate big bucks to this guy’s idea who, by the way, is also a Jewish member of the jizz biz, albeit not one in anything remotely resembling a powerful position. But wait, this just occurred to me--and there's no religious disrespect intended--with so many Jews already running this business, maybe the business itself should already (and aptly) be called the XXX Synagogue? Duke Floored says: "I've known JimmyD and Rob Spallone since 1998. They seem to me to have worked constantly in this business and they seem to still be working today." Rob Spallone phones Monday afternoon, April 5, and leaves me this message. Rob reads from Jim's article: "'Speaking of morons--and in this case, one who is so green with envy...' Who would envy a fat pig who's been in the porno business for ten years who can't even get a job. He has to live in someone else's apartment because he can't pay the rent. Who would envy someone like that? He thinks he's big and famous? He's big and famous in his big head. "I need to find out if he's calling me a moron. If he is, why doesn't he have the balls to call me a moron to my face?" Rob Spallone phones up yelling at 6:30PM, April 5. "Duke, I am going to be the spokesman of the porno industry. So tell your fat moron friend to go eat some hamburgers. That's JimmyD. The one who's going to see me somewhere. He called me a moron. Let see if the industry will vote for the fat slob or for me as their spokesman."
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